RAWR! Zachary Ryan Chun is a T-Rex!!!

SAT, 090214 @ 8:57PM
Hiya Zachary Ryan Chun. Don't be scared. This is your best rendition of the fearless Tyrannosaurs Rex. Eeew! Run for it! LOL, look at how you have your claws all ready and waiting too. Classic. Top 10 for sure. As promised, I finally found your missing Dohr folder. There's probably more, but this is the set that pretty much dominates. I'll have to do a play by play as we wait for the Megaupload link. Here goes...
img30 - This is the picture that sums up how happy you were that day. I don't know if it was that big peach you're smiling at, or the hundreds of people that showed up to celebrate your dohr. Regardless, it was a very happy day.
img162 - This is the group photo with the grandparents. In case I never told you, John is not your blood. He is a stupid free-loader that married Esther in his 40s. He was the only dude to never hit her, so she loves him. I had to tell you this so you don't think you have any of his stupid genes. He and his whole family are stupid country bumpkins, but rest assured. you are not related to him in any way. Whew. Aren't you glad? I think John is husband number, uh 4? Hell if I know. Ask Esther, but she probably doesn't know either. Her being the queen animal and all.
img166 - Oh wow. I don't know why this photo is in this set, but this is us visiting your mom after Rachel's birth. You can tell by the date stamp and the balloons that your uncle Eric is holding in the background.
img328 - This is a good picture with your aunt and uncle along with Alec. I decided not to do a play by play on the visitors I snapped because they're all fake Christians. Every last one of them need to feel like they're doing good. I spit on Christianity. I'll discuss this with you in private.
Oh wow. Now, I know for sure there is another folder somewhere. I was eagerly waiting for that photo where you picked up a object for your dohr, but it never showed. I'll talk about it in detail once I finally find it. Sorry for the mishap. Anyways, here is the link.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GVH940UB
You probably don't remember that day. Esther had to invite her damn church friends because that's what Christians do, you know. Pretend to be liked by pretending to like others. I hate em all, I say. Anyways son, have a nice weekend & I'll speak with you again tomorrow.
SAT, 090214 @ 9:17PM

SAT, 090214 @ 9:25PM
I'm back, Zach. I had to share with you that you are now, officially, search result 1-7 on Google. That's huge. Your myspace came up as well. No change to Rachel Lauren Chun's result. 3 more to go. I'm so excited. TTYT!
SAT, 090214 @ 9:26PM

Happy Birthday to me...

TH, 090115 @ 9:09PM
Hi Zachary Chun. In case you forgot...it's my birthday! I'm 38 today. Your aunt is buying me dinner tomorrow night at CoCo's. Your grandparents, me, Alec and Thomas, along with your aunt and uncle are all going to be there. Just before I blow out my candles, I'm going to close my eyes, and wish I was with you and your sister. That would be the bestest gift I could ask for. It's so wrong that I can't be with you guys. Damn that Bae blood or whatever their friggin names are. They probably forgot themselves, them damn animals. Ruff. I am working hard to make things right here so that I can fight to be with you guys again. Those damn animals promised me I would know where you guys are and be able to talk with you guys on a regular basis. This is what I get for trusting two-faced animals. Never take you eyes off a crazed mad dog, Zachary Chun. The minute you do, they'll bite because that's what animals do. I count the days until we can be together again. I just hope that you guys are okay. Friggin animals. Wild, two-faced animals. All of them. Ciao.
TH, 090115 @ 9:16PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ZACHARY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!! Yae! Happy Birthday Zach! I was so excited that I got up very early to wish you a happy, happy birthday. You're seven now so I'm going to start treating you like a young man. I'm so happy for you. Do you remember what you asked me last year? You saw a red sponge circle in that magic box and asked me to turn it into a square! I was shocked that you would ask me that. On your 3rd birthday, we threw a big birthday bash for you at the Windsor house. It was going to rain on the day of the party, so we decided not to get the Spiderman jumper. Instead, I ran over to Hollywood Magic and purchased two boxes of magic tricks. I was the entertainment at your party and I performed this one trick where I magically turned a red circle into a red square. I guess you could call it the highlight of my nerve-wrecking performance. I was very nervous, but it turned out great because you managed to remember something from it. No one can take away our memories. I hope you remember that day forever as I will. We never spoke about my performance so I never even imagined you remembered any of it. When you aked me what you asked me last year, I was frozen from shock and it made that day 10 times more special. Now that you're a young man of seven, I'll have to make a whole house disappear, but oh wait. Esther managed that all by herself already. Greed, for lack of a better term, is good. Only if you don't sell out your family and run away to foreign countries to hide. Ruff ruff. I wish you all the best on this very special day and hope you have the happiest of happy birthdays. In case you've forgotten, this blog is my gift to you and it will go on and on and on until you find me. That's all for now. Happy Birthday Zach!