This is a photo of Dad & Dad, Zachary Chun.

WED, 090325 @ 7:27AM
Good Morning, son. I get so excited about posting a link to this .doc file that I went the extra mile and stayed up all night. Remember, this file is where I take proofreading seriously, so whatever spelling or grammatical errors I make on this blog, you can and should ignore. I'm up to a whopping 177 pages! Wow. Sure, they include photos as well, but that's still a lot. I have never written anything remotely close, even though a lot of this is just me babbling. Here it is:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=80T1A1GN
I hope you find this blog as interesting as I do. Anything and everything I have always hoped to share with you, I'm publishing onto these pages. I suppose you could somewhat call it my daily journal, but it's not really because I don't have the privacy that I would with a journal. By definition, a journal is a personal, private recording of one's thoughts and ideas. These postings are more like letters I'm writing you, except I don't know if you've received any of them. In fact, I know you haven't yet because you haven't made contact yet. Until you do, I will routinely, on a daily basis, publish as much as I can. Again, I don't want you to ever think that your father has abandoned you in any way. This blog should prove to you the exact opposite. Whatever reasons you are being given by that animal you call a mother, in regards to why I haven't made contact, are all lies because I love you and your sister very much forever. Anyways, sigh. I miss you guys very much and I can't get over this empty feeling in my heart. I'm terribly sad every day because that dog is being a bitch. Again with the negatives. Sorry. Remembering to refrain from the negativity, I'll continue on with my movie reviews.
Forbidden Kingdom - IGIA7. As with Curse of the Golden Flower, this movie teams up two of the biggest names in Chinese cinema. Jet Li and Jackie Chan. They are the two biggest kung-fu stars to date and for the first time, they team up for this movie. Uh, that's about all I can say about this film. The plot is very poorly written, the acting is mediocre, and the scenes are overly dramatic and unbelievable. I think the need for these two powerhouses to finally team up was the pushing factor behind this film. The idea was bigger than the actual plan. I'm being very, very generous with my IGIA simply because I am a huge fan of Jet Li. He is, by far, my favorite kung-fu actor. I will do an entire posting later, just on him. Also one for Alfred Hitchcock, Star Wars, Star Trek, and uh, maybe one for period pieces. Forgive me, I'm getting ahead of myself.
Hancock - IGIA7. This is a superhero flick with an intriguing twist. Hancock is an all-powerful, uncaring, drunk?!? What an incredible oxymoron. My curiosities about the premise of this movie was the driving force behind my need to see this film more than anything else. The theme of an uncaring superhero gets old very fast. One scene showing his carelessness about this world is enough, but they replay it over and over. The effects are very extreme because his powers are extreme. I guess you need to see all of the other superhero movies to be able to enjoy all of the sarcasms of this movie. It does have a totally unexpected twist, but it doesn't really make any sense. You know what? Skip this film. Yeah, that's it. Next! LOL, that's my two for today. Again, I noticed how engulfed I get whenever I speak about movies rather than pointing out the terrible situation that we are all in. It's for the better I suppose. TTYT!
WED, 090325 @ 7:51AM

Zachary Chun is Spiderman!

WED, 090325 @ 2:00AM
Hiya Zach. This is one of those loose photos that I uploaded because you and I took it. I love every last picture I have with you. This was taken on your second Halloween when you were buffed out as Spiderman! I'm so much happier than you, can you tell? In my frantic rush to ketchup, I noticed, or rather forgot, that this is the 80th posting. You know what that means, right? Time to upgrade your .doc file. Yae! Well, I get excited over it because it is a true file that captures, or rather archives, all of these words and photos after a proper proofreading. Remember, I post the link to the .doc file the day after the commemorating post so that it's all inclusive, so you'll have to hold your horses until tomorrow. Allow me to continue on with my rating venture so that I can finally, finally ketchup.
The Devil Wears Prada - IGIA8. This is a comedy starring Meryl Streep and Anne Hathaway that pokes fun of the illustrious world of fashion. Even though the characters, mainly Meryl Streep, is stretched to the limit, we can relate somewhat because there are enough references to our daily lives. The overbearing, unbelievable boss is someone we can all relate to. I found this movie very entertaining because of Meryl's portrayal of her character. Much kudos to her. There are questions of loyalty and devotion that are intriguingly brought up and the results of these factors are somewhat surprising to a certain extent. Rarely have I wanted to see more of a character as I did Meryl. She is the most celebrated, highest ranking actress, ever, by my book. She has played many different roles in dozens of movies and delivered in spades in every performance.
Finding Nemo - IGIA9. My favorite of all Pixar animations, even behind Toy Story. What makes this adventure wonderful is the fact that Nemo's father is on an ongoing, relentless quest to find his only son. This undertone carries with it a suspenseful desire for success all throughout the movie. There are so many supporting characters that lend to the success of this fantastic movie, from Dora, to the gnarly turtle dude, and even the fearful shark. Even though the outcome is a joyous event, I could watch this film over and over again to revel myself in the suspenseful adventure. I know you saw this film but I can't wait until we see it again someday so that we can discuss the many funny references and innuendos.
Well, that wraps up another ten fine postings. I'm really glad to have been able to find some sort of avenue of discussion away from all of the negativity. I think it makes a lot more sense that I rate and review movies beyond your abilities to enjoy them rather than bad mouthing your animal of a mother. Whenever I share with you my thoughts on the particular movie in question, I don't for a second think about the terrible situation that we're in. Escapism, if you will. Movies are somewhat recession-proof because they allow viewers to take a step outside of reality. That is what this is doing for me, and I hope for you. Anyways son, tomorrow, I shall update your .doc file and post the link after making all of the needed corrections. Til then, goodnight.
WED, 090325 @ 2:31AM

Our FIRST time in a pool, Zachary Chun.

WED, 090325 @ 12:24AM
Hiya Zach. I know, you're probably embarrassed by this photo, but it was the very FIRST time that we got into a pool together. It was during that trip up to Modesto, at the Hotel. It was and still is, a very special day, so just deal with it. You're probably at that age now where everything embarrasses you, but you'll have to accept the fact that your old man isn't phased by much in life. Anyways, I'm on a posting run, so I'm DLing all of these maybe photos that I uploaded to Picasa so that I can finally ketchup. Oh, BTW, I forgot to mention to you that my lack of daily postings was deteriorating your Google search results for whatever reason. Oh, I was shocked. At best, you were 1-8 on page one, but yesterday, you were only 1-2! Can you believe that. Oops. Just remembered I wasn't going to talk about that with you on these postings. Anyways, it was something that bothered me tremendously so I had to share even though I promised I wouldn't. I get a pass today, OK? Going back to my posting run...
The Bucket List - IGIA7. (I should lay down some ground rules here. You're only a kid now, so many of these movies won't appeal to you in any way. Kid movies are only a small fraction of the hundreds of good movies out there, so I'm going to rate adult movies too. This blog's going to exist forever and ever, so use the post label to sort out those postings with movie review that you can refer back to as an adult. Uh, was I clear? I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'll be recommending all movies and I'll just have to trust that you'll refrain from watching them until you're more age appropriate. Anyways.) This is the kind of movie that adults watch and enjoy because it does what every man or woman wants to do before they 'kick the bucket'. It was plesant in that it touches on many of those factors that both men and women oftentimes contemplate before its too late. Although the premise of the movie is that of death, it does take you on a rollercoaster ride of thrills that we can only imagine or watch in movies. I enjoyed it because it takes you away from the finallity and doom of death and celebrates the wonders of life. Definitely watch this one as a, adult in your 30s to realize and relate to all of the adventures.
Curse of the Golden Flower - IGIA9. By far, this has to be my favorite Chinese flick of all time. Reason number one is that it stars my two favorite Chinese actors. Chow Yun Fat and Gong Li. They are the Emperor and Empress of China during some dynasty in this fantastically cimagraphed epic drama. It didn't matter to me that many of the shots and scenes were elaborately egagerated to overplay the sights and sounds of the time. I am a fan of reality, but this melodrama, I accepted and enjoyed. The plot in itself is to be highly praised because it shows the life of the royalist of families and the tragedies that befall them. I thoroughly enjoyed this movie and this is one that you cannot miss.
WED, 090325 @ 12:52AM

I found it Zachary Chun.

TUE, 090324 @ 11:52PM
Hello Zach. I'm still very troubled by the fact that these posting leave me feeling negative and angry. To fill the time, I watch a lot of movies. Then it occurred to me. Viola! I'll do mass movie reviews to finally catch up! Sound like a plan? Well, that's what I will be doing, so bear with me, OK? I'm gonna go through my DVD collection and pull out those movies I can recommend to you at your age now. See? Already I'm feeling chipper and uppidy because I'm not thinking about those damn animals. You ready? Here goes!
Oh, I forgot to mention that I'll be doing two reviews per post. I think it'll be long enough, don't you think? Anyways.
Bee Movie - IGIA8. This is Jerry Seinfeld's comical view over the world of bee's and the various roles and duties that they have. The premise of the movie seems rather simple and unattractive, but once you interpret all of the inner dialogue along with their many innuendos, it becomes a lot more appealing. So much so, in fact, I bumped this rating up a notch. There are more than enough effects to keep any child tuned, and the whimsical and insightful dialogue keeps any adult at bay with a constant smile. This movie touches on many, many factors in life. Family, love, honor, duty, etc. I think you'll enjoy it as a kid and enjoy it even more as an adult, as I have.
Big Bang Theory, Season One - IGIA9. This isn't a movie; it's a comedy on CBS. I was hesitant to choose my favorite sitcom of all time between Three's Company, Seinfeld, and Married with Children before this show came along. And here it is folks, the official announcement of my favorite sitcom of all time. The Big Bang Theory! There you have it folks. I think the biggest reason why I love this show so much is because I can relate to it more than any other show, ever. There are scenes in this sitcom that is so genuinely personal and funny that no one has ever been even close to touching base with me on these issues. On some nerdy tangent that the character's take, I find myself with my jaw dropped open because I say to myself, "Oh my God, I've done that too! Did I just hear right? Rewind it!". This little scene has occurred many, many times on many episodes. I guess you can say that this show talks to me in ways no other show has even come close to tapping into. Keep in mind that I love this sitcom primarily because it speaks to me on a very personal level, so you may not feel all of the wonders that I feel. Enjoy this series when you, too, have declared yourself a proud nerd and you'll feel me. OK?
Well, I think that's a pretty good start. I'll do Samoa and ketchup. CYA!
WED, 090325 @ 12:15AM

Still looking very proud, Zachary Chun.

TUE, 090324 @ 2:43AM
Hello again, Zachary. Wow, it's been awhile, hasn't it? I'm still determined to write one post per day, so bear with me as I try to catch up. I use to not post similar photos, but because of the great need, I'm using the photo above. I've got a confession I need to make, I suppose. I noticed on my last posting, that I get very negative and upset every time I do this. The longer we're separated, the more it hurts, and the angrier I get. I'm having difficulty trying to keep this civilized, but the bottom line tells me how wrong this whole situation is. What is the bottom line? Your mother is a dog and she's keeping you guys away from me. That's the bottom line. Why she's doing this is simple. Her real dad, not that dumb fuck John, was OK with the fact that he had a daughter and let Esther run away to America with her. Him, being an animal himself, didn't care that he had flesh and blood abroad and simply ignored his duties. You can't really blame Esther for doing what she did because he slept around, but look at what it did to your mother. She's scarred in more ways than anyone can know, and now, she's doing it to us. Why, you ask? Hell if I know. The only thing I do know is that every last animal in that family in Pusan all thinks he or she can do better by getting a divorce. I don't hate any of them, I feel sorry for them. I just want to live my life with you guys and ignore them all because they are dirty shit. See what I mean when I say that I get negative? I get like this every time I even think about them because they are so damn dirty. TTong Gae sshee bahr rohm duhr. Anyways, TTYL. I'll try not to bring any of them up. Blah.
TUE, 090325 @ 2:55AM

That's my proud look, Zachary Chun.

TH, 090319 @ 7:24AM
Hello Zach. This photo was taken by yours truly, on your second New year's eve. I always loved having you by my side, so to commemorate the special occasion, I snapped this photo. How are you doing these days? I think about you and your sister very much, and the longer I'm away from you guys, the harder it's getting. Your mother is an animal. Her whole family are a bunch of dogs that sniff asses and hump whoever happens to be walking by, just like dogs. Anyways. I'm posting this today because it's bothered me a great deal that I have been so behind lately. I don't have a particular reason of any sorts. Just wanted to somehow catch up. At least these photos make these postings somewhat meaningful. I think I'll only be one day behind after this. OMG, I just remembered how I was including emails to your dog of a mother with these postings. She doesn't respond to any of my attempts, so I haven't given much thought. It's been awhile, so lemmie go do that right now. BRB.

090319 email to your mother
Whatever troubles you've had in your past in regards to family doesn't give you the right to keep my kids away from me. Your biological father was a dog so he chose to sleep around as he pleases. Your mother is dying from Hepetitis C because she was and may possibly still is an IV drug user of smack. That's your history and your problem. Why are you denying my children from me? Who do you think you are? The longer this goes on, the greater my anger and the more resentful my children will be towards you. I will make sure your parents never step foot on this country again for being the criminals that they are. You can run, but you cannot hide. I promise you this.

- Jason

I suppose I could vent my frustrations out to her in order to get my point across. Guys, know the truth. Your mother is keeping you guys away from me because she is a dog. Period. I will keep on blogging everything that I know because the truth will hurt her more than anything else. I'll make sure I tell you of all of the various stories that's made your mother weird. She thinks she's some God's gift when in fact, she's a dog, born to a friggin drug user who'll die any day now. Are you in pain, Esther? Awww. I'm so sad to hear that. Hurry up and die already so your daughter can give up this fight with my kids. I hate you all and this blog will bring my kids back to me because what you are doing is wrong. Eat a bone and chill. CYA Zach.
TH, 090319 @ 7:40AM

This is the before picture, Zachary Chun.

WED, 090318 @ 2:48PM
Hello again, Zach. This is the before picture from yesterday's posting. We came out so good, I had to post it even though its almost identical. Hope you don't mind. I certainly don't. To continue on with yesterday's lesson, I wanted to share with you file structure for computers. Everything on a computer can be replaced because of the wonderful world of the world wide web. That means, the only files that is important and of any relevance are those files that you create. A homework assignment written on Word, or a math problem solved in Excel, or even photos you take. These files are uniquely yours because you created them and they're the ones of any value. That means, you have to keep them in your My Documents folder and periodically back them up. Any time you do something major, you should consider backing up your files. For example, if you download a bunch of great photos from a birthday party, consider backing up your My Documents folder. I use to burn DVD's any time anything important was placed into My Document folder. Some years ago, 4.5 GB's was huge, but nowadays, that's not much. My photos take up about 8 discs and I have several copies of these sets. I consider these files to be of the utmost importance so I made various copies, multiple times. These days, prices have gone down for external USB drives, so I just backup everything onto these drives. The thing to remember here is that anything that you create is the only thing important on a computer, so you should treat these files differently and back them up as often as you can. OK, that's that. The next thing I want to share with you is the importance of knowing file extensions. A file extension is a three letter designation of the type of file that it is. Some important file extensions I can name off the top of my head are .exe, .pdf, .xls, .jpg, .doc, .txt, .bmp, .mp3, .mov, .flv, and .avi. There are dozens more. What these things are, are designations of the type of file that it is. For example, .exe are executable files, or applications. They're usually hidden from view by default but that doesn't mean you should know what they are. HW! Sorry guy, but this is very important, so I'm going to give you a HW assignment. Under the tools option from any open folder, scroll down to 'folder options'. The last tab is titled 'file types'. Under this tab are all of the registered file types on the computer that you are on. These are the registered file extensions. I want you to go through every one of these known file types and write an Excel spreadsheet. Column A will be titled 'file extension', column B will be 'file types', and column C will include the names of the programs that it 'opens with'. Many of these extensions are system files so you won't have to deal with them. Also, many different types of programs can open the same file type, but Windows only designates one program that it will open with, so write that down. It would be too redundant and unnecessary to know all of the programs that are capable of opening up a certain file extension. Okay, I think I'm done here. Just remember the main file types and be aware of their existence because it will help you to understand those items in your My Document folder for you to back up. I know this may all be way too much for you, but it is important so I had to share. Consider this HW a WIP and take your time with it and add to it whenever you come across something new. Anyways, I think I'm done now. Promise. Kiss Rachel for me and tell her how much her daddy loves her and misses her. And that goes for you too, Zach. What can we do? We are surrounded by friggin animals. TTYL!
WED, 090318 @ 3:20PM

Zachary Chun's second Christmas.

WED, 090318 @ 10:15AM
Hiya Zach. I've moved on from the Amusement Park folder down to the Holiday's folder. The photo above is from your second Christmas. Look at how you have Thomas the Tank Engine in your left hand and Percy in the other. I loved how you loved Thomas so much. And look at our goofy faces. The definition of happy. I started mentioning yesterday about photos. Well, I went through a great deal of folders and managed to upload a good number to use on postings. However, I'm at a crossroads in terms of uploading sets for you. There were too many with them damn Song animals, and there is no way I want them to have any of them, even though they're all animals. I didn't have this problem before because I was going through your folders, so I uploaded every set I came across. Now, I have to be somewhat selective. It's not an issue when I pull out good photos like the one above, but in regards to the entire album or folder, I have to be selective. Anyways, I'll probably have one or two links sometime today. Oh, and boy oh boy, do I want to ketchup already. I hate this ill feeling about being days behind. I'm a head, dammit! Maybe that's why I'm just blabbering about without any direction or purpose today. Maybe I just want to fill in enough just so that I can move onto Monday's posting that I should have done Monday. Well, at least I have a photo I can use for the post. That reminds me. A whole mess of these photos are of Rachel. She was only a baby when I took most of these photos, but nonetheless, she was smiling crazy in most of them because she is so much like her old man, me! If you ever wonder why she's so crazy happy all the time, remember that. It's cuz her old man is crazy happy, too. Anyways, I think I filled enough for me to move on to the next day, don't you think? I have to run some errands right now, so I'll talk with you again when I get back. For now, remember how much I love you and your sister. Bye for now.
WED, 090318 @ 10:26AM

Zachary Chun and Rachel Chun are two of my favorite things.

TUE, 090317 @ 11:58PM

Hello Zach.  I'm a bit behind, aren't I.  My apologies.  I've been thinking about the various ways to catch up and I couldn't really think of anything non-negative.  I've been going through a bunch of photos, and the more I dig through them, the more bitter and hateful I get.  Every last picture captured a good, memorable event.  Things we take for granted and overlook.  Oh wells.  I did have this thought though.  It's kinda like HW, so bare with me.  This is my two minute lesson I give noobs on computers.  When comparing different systems, there are three key bits of information you need to know.  1) Processor, 2) RAM, and 3) size of hard drive.  Of course there are many other factors to consider such as FSB memory, the speed of the HDD, and so on.  For our purposes here, let's keep it simple.  When comparing systems, these three items are the main factors.  In order to understand these numbers, I compare these numbers to a simple, everyday scenario.  Specifically, a computer is no more than a man sitting at an office desk.  The processor can be compared to the person him/her self.  The faster and newer it is, the smarter the person is.  That is, the better the processor, the smarter the computer.  Simple, right?  That one's easy.  The second piece is the amount of RAM available.  Interpret this as the size of the desk that this person is sitting behind.  With minimal RAM, you have a small desk.  No matter how smart you are, if your desk is small, you can't get much done.  You can open a book, but if you have to open another book, the first book has to be put away in order to continue working.  On the flipside, if you have a large desk, you can have dozens of books open and reference them easily just by moving open books around.  Here, books refer to applications.  A computer with lots of RAM is capable of performing many tasks because there is plenty of memory available to leave a whole mess of books open on your desktop.  Therefore, size of RAM eauals size of desk.  Again, simple.  Right?  Last is the size of the HDD.  Compare this to the size of a person's filing cabinet.  This is where everything is store.  Photos, videos, applications, and so on.  If you're smart, you can open up many, many books on your large desk, those items you pulled out of your rather large file cabinet.  The key to having a good system is the ability to balance these three factors evenly.  You can be the smartest person in the world, but if you have a small desk and a small filing cabinet, you won't be able to do much.  Another example is that if you're not too bright, but you have a huge desk with a room full of filing cabinets, you won't get anything done.  Or, if you are smart and your desk is huge compared to others, you won't have the opportunity to do anything if your filing cabinet is small.  You following me?  Lastly, you can be Einstein sitting behind a hugh desk, but if your filing cabinet is very small in comparison with others, there won't be enough available to do.  Do you get it?  These three factors have to weigh in just right so that this person, or your computer system, can perform many tasks on a huge desk.  Knock any of the three items down and you have productivity loss, or simply, a bad computer. I've used this explanation with dozens and dozens of people.  When a retailer prints out these numbers in their descriptions of the system being sold, it's ignore a majority of times because people just don't understand these numbers.  For example, the computer I'm posting from, is a processor by Intel running at about 1GB.  That's not fast compared with the new systems that is utilizing dual processors.  That's like having two brains!  Ya get it?  I also have 1GB ram and a 300 GM HDD.  I built this computer myself and it took me awhile to get everything just right.  Well, I hope I made some sense.  This is a very crucial exercise and practice because it will come up many more times that you can imagine.  Anyways, that's it for now.  BYE!

WED, 090318 @ 12:28AM

It's Friday, Zachary Chun!

SAT, 090314 @ 1:16AM
Hiya Zach. I was going to post a couple of hours ago, but I received confirmation of a dispute result from a credit bureau, so I've been working on that for the last couple of hours. I'm too tired now to write anything meaningful or relevant, even though I usually don't, so I'll just go ahead and publish these few words with the image above. Anyways son, I'll TTYL!
SAT, 090314 @ 1:20AM

MON, 090316 @ 10:49AM
Hello Zach. Oh no! I got real lazy this weekend, didn't I? Anyways, hello! I had this thought. I know it's very important that the daily developments of Google search results be followed, but by the time we finally meet, it'll no longer matter. My only motivation in SEO results is for you to find me. I won't care about it anymore after we meet. So, even though it's a big part of this blog right now, I shouldn't be talking about it to you on postings. It'll all become a moot point once you read these words, so whatever twists or turns that whole deal makes, it won't matter. Do you follow? Who cares about search results once we meet? Therefore, I will no longer speak to you about any of the changes or developments in terms of Google's search results. There. I'm always trying to figure out how to improve this blog for you and I think this little rule will make a vast improvement. Anyways. Oooh, I haven't Googled you today. Sorry, this will be the very, very last time I ever speak of it. Promise. BRB.
Anyways. Ouch, this is suppose to be Friday's posting, so I've got a bit of work to do. I know I ran out of photo sets, so lemmie go through another whole set and upload 'em. Uh, talk to you tomorrow? (not really cuz I'll be publishing Saturday's post pretty soon). Bye!
MON, 090316 @ 11:02AM

A sandbox for Zachary Chun.

WED, 090311 @ 11:28PM
Hello Zach. Another day, another 10 postings. What does that mean? Why, a link to the .doc file, silly. Here it is:
zacharyryanchun.blogspot.com - 090312
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=87ZW4QA6
Remember, I'm doing the corrections on this file because Word is much more capable than this web based spell check. It came out to 159 pages, BTW. That reminds me, do you know IDC? HW! Anyways. I love the photo above because it was something I did just for you. You loved playing in the dirt in the back yard, so I decided to build you a sandbox. This was the first day of my little project under the ficus tree. I believe I had to buy 10 bags of sand to cover the area. 50 lb. bags x 10 bags = 500 pounds! Oh my! Look at Rachel doing what you're doing just because you are her older brother. She turned 1 about a week prior. And look at how happy you are. I hope you remember my project because it meant a lot to me. Anyways, I was excited to publish the above link and wanted this photo to be posted. I shall continue on with my routine manana. For now, have a nice day. Oh, and kiss Rachel for me today. Why? Just kiss her and tell her that her dad loves her very much. I miss you. Bye!
WED, 090311 @ 11:36PM

TH, 090312 @ 3:41PM
Hello, little buddy. I had the thought that I would get better search results if I went ahead and set up your home pages. Why not? Money, I suppose. I'd need to pay someone to host your site. Look for it, it'll be coming soon. I'd like to tell you of my various ways in which I'm getting money these days, but I'm afraid your mother will somehow steal that away from me too. So, when all is ready, I'll set up your homepages so that I can better search results. I haven't really done much to your social networking pages even though they sometimes come up. Anyways, this is all a huge WIP so I'll update you as events arise. Let me see...Oh yeah. I got three new movies today. Trainspotting, Shoot 'em Up, and Sahara. A fairly good mix of flix. I'll have a good night enjoying these films. Let me see...why did I post...uh, I guess its cuz you're always on my mind and I just wanted to talk to you. I hope all is well with you. And Rachel, of course. Who do I love more? You or Rachel? I love you both equally! BRB, dad's calling.
Back, Zach. Hmm. The usual phrase here is, back Jack, but Zach rhymes with back so back Zach works. Lemmie see. Back, c, d, e, flack, hack, Jack, mack, knack, pack, rack, tack, wack, Zach! These are the rhymes for Zach! Don't abuse it Zach. That would be wack. I have a knack for making a pack for Zach so he can mack and not hack. Huh? Kinda works, doesn't it? I'll do Rachel's rhymes when it's appropriate, but I'm scared because what rhymes with Rachel?!? Oh wells. I guess you could call today 'babblelicious'. A little bit of this, and a little bit of that, zach. Oh my, that, works too! Zach, did you hack that tack? Ok, enough with the rhymes. Do you remember your sand box, son? I remember it very well because I strained myself so much. And I loved seeing you play in it because you were very creative with all of your Thomas the Tank Engines. I'll treasure that moment for all eternity. You know, there is one good thing in you being over there in Korea. Your Korean's going to improve immensely. Just remember that you are an American citizen and that here, in these United States, is your home. Lemmie see...what can I babble more about now?!? You know what, I'm curious about the cost of hosting a web page, so lemmie go check it out. BRB.
Ouch, it costs $56.88 a year. That's kinda steep. Oh wells. I'll inform you of any events or what have you. Anyways, I've kinda run out of stuff to babble about today, so I guess I'll sign off here. Hmm. What label should I use for this post?!? Lemmie go check out the list of labels and see if one is appropriate. BRB.
No, nothing really fits. I guess I'll make up a new one today. I know, I'll call it 'babble'. Uh, that's kinda what I did today, no? There is that link to the .doc file above...Lemmie go check again. BRB.
Nope, there isn't one for that either. We don't need a label for the postings with .doc file link because the most recent is all inclusive. There won't be a need for you to see previous posts with the .doc link because the latest posting will have all of it. Do you kinda get it? Anyways, bye for now, Zach. Oooh, maybe a label called 'rhymes'. Naw, that's dumb. CYA!
TH, 090312 @ 4:20PM

How old are you, Zachary Chun?

TUE, 090310 @ 12:41PM
Hiya Zach. The photo above was taken at Universal Studios. You wanted to ride in that baby cart, so I asked you how old you were. You proudly answered 3! Again, I'm very biased, but I love that picture of you. My greatest gift from this blog thus far has been the ability to look through the hundreds of folders to pull out the very best. Let me see...I know I don't have a folder set to post...I've depleted the 'Amusement Park' set...I suppose I could mosey on down and go to the next set of photos...or I could do something different. Hmm. What should I do today? I don't know yet. Lemmie give it some thought and get back to you, ok? Any time I see a good photo, I wanna publish a posting even though I don't have anything to talk about. That's what happened here. See? I'm babbling about nothing but still smiling because I managed to upload another great photo. Anyways, I'll TTYL!
TUE, 090310 @ 12:47PM

TUE, 090310 @ 12:49PM
Ooopsie daisy. This should be Wednesday's posting, so I hadda come back to change my post options. That means I get all day today as well as all day tomorrow. I love being a head. TTYL!
TUE, 090310 @ 12:50PM

TUE, 090310 @ 12:52PM
Back again, Zach. I watched a rather unique movie last night, so I wanted to share my thoughts with you before my memories started to fade away.
7 Grand Masters - IGIA8. Of all the Chinese Kung-Fu movies I've seen to date, I can't think of another movie where the choreographed fight scenes were as vibrant and physically challenging as those in this film. Plot is the first thing to go in Kung-Fu movies. None of them have any sort of relevance or believability. Sometimes, they mock themselves for their lack of depth because it is a widely accepted practice. What makes a good Kung-Fu movie good, are the fight sequences. This movie delivers in spades in that department. From the very beginning, a Master scours the Chinese countryside in order to prove his designation as being the best by the king. He treks through hundreds of miles of countryside looking for and challenging other masters. He even picks up a new student on his journeys who later...well, you'll have to see for yourself. If you do watch this one, remember that the plot is crap, but I nudged an 8 because of the excellent, non-stop fight sequences.
Bye again.
TUE, 090310 @ 1:00 PM

WED, 090311 @ 9:16PM
Hi Zach. I've been checking the blog on and off to see what I could do...and...my answer is...not much. Oh wells. Every time I look over here, I'm curious about the search results so I end up opening up a new tab to do my order of searches. First, I google the web for 'Zachary Ryan Chun'. Then I switch it over to images. Next I remove 'Ryan' and repeat. Then I do 'Rachel Lauren Chun', images, minus the 'Lauren', then images. Finally, I do 'Jason T. Chun' and then 'Jason Chun'. Hmm, let me see... that's 12 Google searches in all. 'ZRC' has the strongest presence. I'm very pleased at the image results because I think you will do that search too. Today is the 70th day of 2009 so I'm eager to finish up this posting so that I can prepare my .doc file to upload tomorrow. So eager, in fact, I've already done most of it. I'm just missing this post and I'm up to about 155 pages already. Woo-Hoo! I'm so curious as to when you'll finally find me. I think I'll end up telling you about this blog before you 'run' into it online because it kills me to be away from you guys. The worst part is not knowing how you're doing. Your mother has a nightmare of a childhood because she was shuffled around from house to house and lived with strangers that took advantage of her. There is no way I want you guys to live through that shit because I am here for you. Your mother's father didn't care so she had to suffer like that, but I am on a mission to be there for you guys at every turn and at every corner. This is my start to making contact, but I have other tricks up my sleeve. Believe that. Anyways, I'm not in the mood to go off and write your mother an email because it'll get me down. Hang in there guys, I'll see you both very soon. Kisses.
WED, 090311 @ 9:30PM

I love my Zachary Chun.

SUN, 090308 @ 10:37AM
Hiya Zach. I'm posting this early because I love the photo above. I have your all wrapped around my legs and..oh, look. It's the day after Rachel's dohr. Hmm. Anyways, I just wanted to make sure this photo made it out there. HAND!
SUN, 090308 @ 10:40AM

TUE, 090310 @ 12:04AM
Finally! Hi Zach! Wow, it has been too long. I have waited 10 whole days. Ok. You ready? BRB.
Boo-hoo. Not the change I expected. You are search result 8 & 9 when you Google 'Zachary Chun'. I suppose that's a good thing. Oh yeah, image searches. BRB.
That improved. Under 'ZRC', you are search result 1-8, and under 'ZC', you are 1-3 & 5-8. That's right, I started this experiment to improve image search results. Well, that it has because I didn't get any results when searching 'Zachary Chun'. I guess you could call this a success. Anyways, I still believe that using your name in the title of posts promotes better search results, so I'll keep doing it. How are you today, Zach? As usual, I miss you very much and cannot wait to just hug you and your sister once again. I hope everything is well with you guys over there and simply wish for the best. Let me see...oh yeah. I think I have 1 last uploaded photo set, so let me go grab that link real quick. BRB.
Nope, I was wrong. It was an upload of the .doc file that I posted 9 days ago. Now I remember. I promised I'd go through yesterday's folder. BRB.
Again, sorry. There wasn't anything there worth pointing out. Do you remember Estelle, Zach? She was your nanny when you were just a baby. Job is her cousin or something who paid a Coyote $2,500 to be dropped off in L.A. from T.J. We had to cut a trip to Las Vegas short because he was waiting for us at the McDonald's on Western by the 10. It was funny because they wouldn't let him leave until he was paid. Anyways. There is one decent photo of the three of us as we rode up the Universal escalator and I'll probably use it for a posting in the future. The other thing is...oh yeah. A letter to that animal. BRB.

090310 email to your mother
This is yet another attempt to know the whereabouts of my children. I did not fight you over custody of my children for their sake. It is wrong to rip them out and away from their mother, as it is wrong to rip them out of their father. Whatever your problems are, deal with them. They no longer concern me for I no longer care. I'm in contact with you, and I will be forever, until you give me information about my kids. Do you really think I trust you for their welfare? You're an animal. Tell me where my children are.

- Jason

LOL. I hate her for what she's doing to you guys. I made the terrible mistake of sympathizing with her because I felt sorry for her. You guys didn't have a choice in the matter, but you are paying the price. I'm really sorry, guys. I will spend the rest of my life making it up to you guys. Forget about a happy home and a happy family. Your mother messed that up. You wouldn't believe it from the photos I've been posting. I still don't believe it myself. That's what you get for feeling sorry for an animal. Esther stole your mother and ran off to America when your mother was 3. Her father didn't even look for her because he didn't care for her or his new daughter. I am the extreme opposite. You guys are the center of my life and will remain so for all eternity. I will never stop my quest for us to be together again. Mark my words. Today, is this blog, tomorrow will be something new and worthwhile. Your mother cannot know the source of my motivation because she doesn't know how to love as deeply as I do. I will find you guys. I promise. I won't abandon you guys like your mother's father abandoned her because I am not an animal. Again, these hateful, evil thoughts and feelings. I am so disgusted by it. I so wish never to even breath another thought into that whole clan of animals. It sickens me. Sorry to end on such a down note, Zach. Never give up hope because I will never give up my search. It may be too much to ask of you now, to hate your mother for who she is, but in time, as you read this blog and learn of my thoughts and emotions, the truth will unveil itself. She's an animal. I love you and your sister very much. Have a nice week. TTYT!
TUE, 090310 @ 3:18AM

Zachary Chun loves dinosaurs.

SAT, 090307 @ 11:04PM
Hiya Zach. I'm kinda posting this early because I wanted to give you some HW. Aww, don't be down, it'll be fun. On yesterday's posting, I noticed that the contrast was off a bit in the photo of us. HW! I want you to DL Picasa and use their photo correcting tools and save 5 different variations to make it better. This is important. Don't just make 5 any old variations such as B&W, sephia, etc. Try to make the photo better. Your corrections should be very slight, so I expect the 5 variations to differ slightly. Let me see...hmm...what was the other reason...oh, I forget. Oh yeah. Duh. Tonight, we have to set our clocks one hour ahead to observe Daylight Savings. The simple phrase to remember how to change it is, "spring forward, fall back". Easy, huh? Here's the hard part. When are Daylight Savings times observed? I'm not sure if it's the same time every year. It's your task to figure out when. Ok? HW! I promise I'll chills it with the HW for a while. Maybe not, we'll see. TTYL!
SAT, 090307 @ 11:11PM

SUN, 090308 @ 10:34PM
Hi Zach. Ouch, I read the above and that's a load and a half for a seven year old. Sorry. Tell you what, you have forever to complete your assignment. I think that's fair. I'm very careful to label all posts that have HW assignments so that I can sort by it and check to see if you've done your homework. He he he. This week has been all upside down, hasn't it? I wonder how such craziness reads. Oh yeah, a movie review.
The Game Plan - IGIA7. This is one of those movies where a rising star teams up with a no-name youngster to make him/herself more appealing to the general audience. I became a bigger fan of 'The Rock' after seeing this film because he was asked to perform way beyond his normal roles and attach himself to a daughter he never knew he had. Whereas the screenplay was atypically predictable and borderline corny at times, it does deliver in its attempt to make you feel good. It does a good job of playing the family flick that it was intended to be.
Consider IGIA7's worthy enough to spend your time watching. 8's should never be missed because it's something special. 9's are rare, so watch them for sure as soon as you can. And one movie, my favorite movie of all time, gets a IGIA10. What is it, you ask? I'll tell you when the time it right. Anyways. Lemmie go get a photo link first. It really does take 4 minutes for Mega Manager to run, so gonna go sweep. BRB.
050820 Universal with Estella and Job, both FIRST visits.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=H09R1DGB
This is a large file compared with the others. I'm sure there are many memorable photos from this set, but I'll wait 'til tomorrow to go through it and make notes. What I want to do now, is to create a list of 'Gifts' I've been acquiring for you guys. First, lemmie tell you about the Guitar Hero Beanies. You remember what pop tarts are, don't you? They're those cracker thingy's with jelly-like centers that you pop into a toaster. Anyhows, I've been getting them from Costco and noticed a certain 'deal' in every box. When you send in 5 proof's of purchases, they'll send you a cool beanie hat with 'Guitar Hero' embroidered on them. Thing is, a box from Costco only has 4 proof's of purchases. Darn. With my second purchase, I managed to mail in 5 for a free hat. I finally got it about 2 weeks ago and I gave it to your cousin, Thomas. Oh, did he love it. He played Guitar Hero on his DS for me once, so I knew he liked it. The hat was so cool, he wears it every day to school. I went to Costco twice since, and found out they don't sell pop tarts no more. Darn. Well, today, they all came over and the first thing Alec said was "did my hat come yet?". Double darn. I had 3 proof's left, and because they don't sell them anymore, I went ahead and wrote a check for $3.99. Then I said to myself. "You know, since Thomas likes it so much, I should get one for Zach." Then I thought, "I can't get one for Thomas, Alec, and Zach and not one for Rachel even though she's a girl". So, to finally cut the long story short, I mailed all 3 remaining proof's and sent away for 3 of them! My point is, There is a cool Guitar Hero Beenie Hat waiting for you. I hope you're not too old to wear it by the time we meet again. If you are, just remember it was a cool thing for youngsters. Ask Thomas and he'll tell you how cool it is. That's gift number one. Number two, are just some journals I bought for you and your sister last week. Yours is a Rhino Professional and Rachel got a faux leather journal. Resort these postings using the label 'Gifts' and ask for them when I see you. My greatest gift to you, and you only (sorry Rachel), is very special to me so I'll dedicate an entire post just to babble about that later. Oh yeah, I need to write your mother. BRB.

090308 email to your mother
I don't understand why you want me out of the lives of my children. They know who their father is and I am more than willing to have them in my lives. I haven't spoken with you about any of the wrongdoings you deny because I don't care about any of that. All I care about are my children and what you are doing to me, and us, is unforgivable. Why are you doing this to them? I will never stop in my attempts to be in their lives because I know they want me just as much as I want them. Pray to your God and ask for the right answer.

- Jason

LOL. I laugh every time I end a letter to your mother because this situation is ridiculous. My only satisfaction is that the longer she keeps us apart, the more you guys will hate her in the end. You won't be children forever and as adults, you'll realize what a horrific ordeal I am going through and also all that you've lost because of this ridiculous act. You'll eventually nod in understanding and agreement whenever I call her a damn animal. Her family too. They're all animals. I so don't want to continue whenever I speak of her. She's just like a pile of dog doo-doo. Dirty, smelly, and disgusting all over. Anyways, I'll try to keep these posts as lively as I can, but I can't promise you anything because of the severity of her damn actions. I love you Zach. TTYL.
SUN, 090308 @ 11:17PM

Zachary Chun in stripes like his old man.

SAT, 090307 @ 9:31AM
Hey there son. Look, we match! This shot was taken at a Redondo Beach sidewalk festival that we attended after church. We saw the rides and said, "We have to take Zach on those rides!" You were 2 and a half, so you probably don't remember the event. That's what all of these photos are for. Well, this folder set doesn't match the added image, but you get my drift. It's funny how tides have turned. Now, for every posting, I have to link an image folder and write your mother another email. BRB

090307 email to your mother
This is yet another attempt to somehow get information from you regarding the situation with my kids. I agreed to the divorce under certain conditions. One was financial. I was to get $50,000 from our funds along with half of the half when the Windsor home sold. Obviously, that didn't happen because you and your mother are thieving crooks. Everything I had, you stole from me, including my kids. I have stacks of paperwork proving this so don't even argue otherwise. All I want now is contact with my God Damn children.

- Jason

LOL. I laugh every time I write her because I am hoping you will read it too. HA! And the subject line? Classic. Love it, love it. Next is a link to a photo folder.
050619 Universal Studios
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=P43KFM72
Wow, another visit just a month later. I guess we liked this place, huh? Lemmie go look through it real quick. BRB.
Hey, hey. This is the set where that famous photo is from. Oh, no?!? Have I not posted this one yet?!? Oh, excuse me, but I must check this very instant. BRB.
Whew, it's in your slide show. It's the one where I'm holding you guys down as you sipped on your Jamba juices. There's another photo that is somewhat interesting, so I uploaded it to add later. I have so many good photos of us that it's exciting for me even whenever I come across something interesting. Anyways, two days to go. TTYL!
SAT, 090307 @ 11:32AM

Zachary Chun's FIRST Lego spaceship.

SAT, 090307 @ 12:31AM
Hiya Zach. The more I re-read this blog, the more I'm excited at attaining my goal. It was never my intention to share with you my attempts with your mother about your whereabouts. I had always thought that regardless of what happened between us, I will continue to be your father and raise you as such. She, being the animal that she is, feels otherwise and has done her absolute best for us to be apart. With that in mind, I will publicize and promote the fact that my attempts to get in touch with her are being totally ignored. She will ultimately pay the dear price of having the both of you loathe her for the pain and suffering she's causing all of us. With that in mind, allow me to open a new channel of communique by telling it like it is. BRB.

090307 email to your mother
You, your mother, and John, met with me at that Burger King that morning before the visitation to tell me your plans on moving my children to Korea. You guys had run the company to the ground and were on the run from the law. Esther clearly told me that you guys would reside in Korea for no longer than two years. You had the decency to tell me your intentions and specifically told me that I would be receiving information about my children. I was adamant that I did not want my children to live in Korea. As usual, my input was totally ignored. Now, nearly five months have passed since you stole my children away. I want to know about them now.

- Jason

LOL. I feel so good after venting to her because you get to see the truth. Look at the title of the email. The date followed by 'email to your mother'. Ha ha ha. She won't be able to figure out the existence of this blog that tells it like it is. I will title every last email this way and tell my side of the story as truthfully as I can. I hate that animal for what she is doing to us. What a nice turn of events. Anyways. I added a label titled 'email' on the last posting and I was going to add it as well to this post, when it occurred to me that all subsequent postings will have an email. That would be rather silly, I suppose, so I won't be using that label. Anyhows, here is the next photo set.
050522 Universal Studios
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0L82EN1W
Wow, we went to Universal a lot. Lemmie go look through the photos to see if there is any worth mentioning. BRB.
Nope. There were a bunch of stupid photo of Rachel and your mother at the Tony Roma's on Citiwalk. I can't even remember if we went to Universal. Anyways, just consider this a photo folder for you to enjoy. Wow, it just occurred to me that digital photos can be carried down from one generation to the next, easily. That wasn't the case with regular photos because siblings would fight over their parents photos. Technologies great, ain't it? OH WAIT! It just occurred to me that I changed the PW for these sets. Ouch, I think I changed them a few postings ago. PW RESET ALERT! This is the third now, so you'll have to ask me for the new one. Anyways, I guess I had no special reason for this posting. I'm just eager to find out the results of our little experiment. Three more postings to go. TTYL!
SAT, 090307 @ 12:55AM

Zachary Chun loves coke.

FRI, 090306 @ 9:59PM
Hi Zach. The photo above is from the reception to that wedding we went to up in Modesto. It's funny how you spoke so much with your eyes at the time. What are you saying above? "Umm, this is good coke." Hmm, I'm kinda biased because I love every picture I take of you. Oh wells. Oh yeah, and I'm going to use 'Zachary Chun' in my post titles to increase my SEO results. I'm very, very certain it's going to work. We'll have to wait until Tuesday to find out. I satisfied my need to Google by Googling 'Chun Song'. That dumb fool thinks he knows a thing or two about the WWW, so I thought I'd give it a try. And guess what? He doesn't. Nothing worth mentioning. Anyways, here is another set. This one is titled:
050409 Universal Studios.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GXFRMRTI
Oh wow, did we trip out just a month afterwards? That's so touristy. Lemmie go through the set to see if there's anything worth mentioning. BRB.
Oh, it's just the set where we took a photo with Babe. There's a funny one of Rachel and I uploaded it to my Picasa drop box in preparation for her blog. I should be pro by then if I'm not pro by now. I think I am. I'm getting my messages across to you and sharing with you the photos I've always wanted to share. I'm also creating something of epic importance. Hmm. I said I would include a copy of the emails I send to your mother for every posting. I'm doing two today, so I'll be sending 2 emails. Oh wells. BRB

Where are my kids?
I am seriously concerned about the welfare of my children. There is no reason to keep them apart from me and you are doing more harm than you can imagine by keeping me away from them. Plz give me information as to their whereabouts.

- Jason

LOL. I hate that bitch and I hope these letters will prove to you how civil I am being about this whole mess. The fact that she doesn't even reply only tells me further how much of an animal she really is. I hope Esther knows how much impact this blog will have on you guys and in your relations with your dog of a mother before she dies. Esther has to know this blog before she kicks the bucket. Anyways kids, have a nice weekend and I'll speak with you again soon. Bye!
FRI, 090306 @ 10:15PM

Zachary Ryan Chun protecting his only dong seng Rachel Lauren Chun.

TUE, 090303 @ 1:20AM
When this fifth and final post posts, the clock for the five day wait will begin. On TUE, 090310, I shall Google Zachary Ryan Chun, Rachel Lauren Chun, Jason Chun, and Jason T. Chun. Wish me luck. Wow, this feels like a scientific experiment that can somehow better humanity. I'll speak with you formally when time is right. Bye.
TUE, 090303 @ 1:26AM

FRI, 090306 @ 7:58PM
Hiya Zach. This sure has been a weird week in terms of posting, eh? You'll just have to bare with me and go with the flow for the sake of this experiment. I had the thought that I will be proven right, come Tuesday, so I'm going to have to use your name without the middle name, Zachary Chun, in the titles. We'll have to wait and see. Wow, it's been 5 days now and I haven't Googled anything. Oh, the agony. Make it stop! I hope your week went well. Uh, you know what?!? It's been a while since I posted a photo set link, so lemmie go do that now. BRB.
Hmm, I don't know why, but MegaManager seriously takes four full minutes to load. Oh, and viola, I uploaded a bunch so I won't have to wait.
050226 Universal Studios, FIRST.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=L4SWA9QH
The only photo worth mentioning is PICT2315. It's the one where you are asked how old you are, and you proudly respond, THREE! We took this trip to Universal like a month after your infamous third birthday party. I uploaded a few photos from this set so expect 'em in future postings. Let me see...I'm going to incorporate this blog with my email attempts to your mother. BRB.

Info. Needed
I worry tremendously about the welfare of my children. I need to know where they are, how they're doing and make myself available to them at all times for whatever reason. Please respond.

- Jason

Ha! My main goal with this blog is to let you both know the truth behind the lies. Once you realize the truth, you won't be able to resist hating your mother for keeping us apart. I hope you see my constant persistence and daily worrying. All I want is to know how you guys are doing. No matter what, she can't keep us apart. I am not her real dad who can just throw away a child like a friggin animal. I am not the animal that you are, you bitch. You filthy dog. Ruff. I know I promised you many times before that I would keep this blog civil and refrain from being angry or hateful. I'm sorry, but I can't help it. Why are we being kept apart? Understand the truth and you will side with me because it makes sense. Ha ha ha. Daily emails on my daily blog. I know your mother will tell you she never checks her email, so expect that lie. Anyways guys, have a nice weekend. I love you both very much.
FRI, 090306 @ 8:22PM

Right back at ya, Zachary Ryan Chun and Rachel Lauren Chun.

TUE, 090303 @ 1:08AM
The photo above follows the rules and theme of the five photos for the experiment. Dunno if I can out do this one. I'll keep hunting because I'm just missing only the last one. BRB. Found one. Problem is, I kept digging and digging, so I kinda forgot which one it was. I'll find it. Lemmie pre-post with the last photo. BRB. No, scratch that. I'll correct you when your post time occurs. Bye.
TUE 090303 @ 1:19AM

WED, 090304 @ 11:18PM
Hiya son. Hi Rachel! I like this picture of you guys. Top 5. Oh yeah. Took me awhile, but I remembered. Because of this blog, I feel our connection growing. I'm speaking with you at a much higher level than I would be to you at this age, and it's giving me the opportunity to pass something on to the both of you guys. No matter what happens or is happening, whenever, this blog is a way for me to connect with you guys to show how important the two of you are to me. What kid, becomes an adult, and gets the opportunity to read a whole book, written by his or her pops, for them to benefit from? Imagine to beauty of the gift. Do you remember, Zach? This is still, your gift from me, to you, for your seventh birthday. Is it cool, or what? I think it's special and am always trying my hardest to improve on it. I can control the everlasting, yearning to be better for your sole benefit. That's cool. Let me see...oh yeah. Here's the exact letter I just tried emailing to katjchun@yahoo.com: "I had this simple thought and was hopeful I could share it with you. Question one. Do you want me entirely out of the lives of my children? Question two. Do you think I would allow that, ever? Question three. Where are my children?" That was it. I should share with you my attempts to get in touch with you guys. Yeah. Why not? You should know the truth. I should even share with you my side of the story. Do you want to know why your mother filed for a divorce? Yeah, I should tell you guys. But not today. Hate talking about that bitch. Damn, you know what? I'm going to post all of my sent email. BRB.

090304:

Hello
I had this simple thought and was hopeful I could share it with you. Question one. Do you want me entirely out of the lives of my children? Question two. Do you think I would allow that, ever? Question three. Where are my children?

081120:
Where are my kids?
I've asked you several times for contact information and I have yet to hear from you. You clearly stated that before leaving, I will have their information. This is a formal inquiry to their whereabouts. I expect a prompt response.

- Jason

081027:
Information needed
This is my second attempt to get contact information from you regarding my children. You have until the end of this week to respond, or else I will have to raise hell with whomever you and your family ran away from.

- Jason

081023:

Contact info.
I have not received any information from you regarding my children. Addresses, phone numbers, etc.

- Jason

Wow, I'm surprised myself at my own civility. So long as the two of you know the truth, I'll be fine. I've never vented out email like that, but in this case, it felt good. So long as you guys know the truth. I'll always prove to you my attempts. Being Vulcan means knowing only logic. I strive to be more Vulcan daily. You must always side with logic because it's only logical. Anyways son. I'll TTYL!
WED, 090304 @ 11:46PM

What are you hiding, Zachary Ryan Chun?

MON, 090302 @ 11:09PM
Hi, Zach. You were 2 and a half years old when we drove to Modesto to a friend's wedding. Rachel is exactly 7 weeks and 3 days old. I had to make this post to make sure this photo makes it. Ok. I did it. Whew. I'll probably speak with you in length tomorrow about noting. Have a good one.
MON, 090302 @ 11:14PM

TUE, 090303 @ 11:02PM
Hey Zach. Every time I logged onto Blogger, I saw this photo of you and it made me smile. I love this photo of you. Your expression is a timeless classic and the way you were back then brings back very good memories. I get down every time I think about good times...Sorry.
TUE, 090303 @ 11:53PM

WED, 090304@ 3:58PM
Hi son. I still smile looking at this picture of you. Top 3, by far. I didn't even know I had it until I started this blog. What a great picture. Today's post is a curious post, isn't it? Three different days and three different times. What's going on? In case I hadn't explained myself earlier, I'm running somewhat of an experiment. On the 1st of March, I decided to add your full name to the post title's because I feel as though they look at them differently when Google search engine scrutinizes a page. I wanted to 'set up' this experiment, so I posted all 5 that day. By chance, I managed to add images of you and Rachel together. Ooooh. Maybe I should change the titles for this experiment and add Rachel's full name as well...You know, because these are probably my best photos of the two of you guys, I think I will. Except for this one of course. BRB.
Ok, back. I won't be checking Google's results until five days afterwards, so I don't think I messed anything up. The 10th is next Tuesday, so I'll post the results of our little experiment then. I'm so excited. Oh, and it's been very difficult not to Google you guys. It has become so habit forming that I have had to put in a lot of effort to hold myself back. God, I love this picture. I scrolled up just to look at it again cuz I like it so much. You look very much like me when I was a kid, Zach. I was the center of your life, as you were mine, and everything I did, revolved around you. We did go into a pool together for the FIRST time during this trip. You weren't really into it all that much. I think you developed enough of a fear of water at this age. I'll use that photo in a future posting after our little SEO experiment. I'm very eager and hopeful at the result. Oh, yeah. That reminds me. The spell check on Blogger is weak in that it is web based. I try to remember to do one at the end of every post, but I forget sometimes, you know? Point is, The .doc file that I hyperlink to at every 10 posts is correct in terms of spelling and grammer. Oh yeah, Word's spellcheck also does a grammatical check as well. It took a good two hours for me to go through the entire file. Many, many pages. I noticed how I'm writing like I speak. This is a very difficult, thin line to be jumping back and forth, to and from. A blog post is lax enough for me to be writing as I speak, but it is sometimes so informal that I must retreat from this almost too casual style. Just understand my dilemma and remember that whatever errors you see on this blog, don't hold me accountable for, because corrections are being made and kept on the .doc file only. Whew. That was a mouthful. Have I mentioned how much I love the photo above? Anyways, son. I think I babbled enough for today. This is like yesterday's post that I'm editing today, which is really your tomorrow. HAND!
WED, 090304 @ 4:20PM

This is the second of five tests, Zachary Ryan Chun and Rachel Lauren Chun.

MON, 090302 @ 9:19PM
Hello, son. Since I'm not seeing the benefit of spelling out your full name within the body text, I can relax and simply call you son. Or Zach. Hey, Zach. Whew, what a difference, eh? I'm going to start writing out your full name in the title of my posting and see if the effects will have any beneficialities (huh?) to your search results. Yesterday's post was the big 6-0, so the link to the .doc file is:
ZacharyRyanChun.blogspot.com 090302.doc
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=E3UM0C5Q
Whatever spelling or grammatical errors I make, I will correct them in this file. The spell check feature from blogger is web based, so it lacks the grammatical checking feature in Word. It took me practically all day to finally finish the spellcheck. 134 pages, whew. Accept and overlook whatever errors I make on this blog because I'm making the corrections on the file link above. I often caught myself being asked to correct spoken English. I suppose I write as I speak because I cannot refrain from using terms such as hmmm or whatever other spelled-out noise. Shoot, you ain't my critic. What am I worried about? I made my first video blog for this blog yesterday. I haven't DL it yet, so I don't know about the quality or usability. That reminds me, I've charged the camera batteries, so I'm going to DL from yesterday's babbling. There is an orchid that your Granmother is caring for on the patio. The purple flowers have been in bloom for nearly three months, and just yesterday, another group started blooming. Funny thing is, this second cluster is orange. I'm not sure as to why and how orchids are grown in controlled environments. Your Grandmother's orchid has somehow survied in this natural, outdoor environment. The point is, I promise to snap photos of it for us to share. I'm curious about yesterday's endeavors. I'm gonna go work on the video clip, so BBL (Mine own, BeBackLater.)
Light Bulb! (This means I just thought of an idea.) From as early as you can remember, begin using common abbreviations that suit your needs. For example, the abbreviation 'M' can mean many things for many people. I use it to abbreviate 'Mailed', so a date usually follows, written of course in the structure I described earlier. 'M' cannot, and will not mean anything else to me. Do you get it? Choose early, the meaning behind one letter abbreviations, and practice using this obvious, personal format. 'D' means delete. 'DB' means database. Of course you know 'HW'. I guess it's one letter abbreviation, or more. WC, PT, FT, W/E, etc. Hmm, HW! I'll try to brainstorm through my personal list as well as I can. Using Excel, try to decifer my system of abbreviating and try to figure them out. I'm going to go sweep and think about my personal list of abbreviations that you will eventually list onto Excel and attempt to decifer. There's like 5 above and I'll try to add as much of mine as I can. BRB.
Man, oh, man. I thought about all the abbreviations and there's a lot. Here's the second set:
LOL, ROFL, LMAO, BRB, TTYL, HAND, BTW, HYH (Lol, I just made this one up), HTML, BRAVIA, IE, FF, DVD, CD, DVR, DVD-R, DVD-RW, HDD, PC, PC (hmm, there are two of these...), IMDB, DB, SWAK, ICBM, USA, all the states, USSR, ROK, all the Olympic country codes. (this one is tough, but there is some source out there in cyber space. Find it, son.) TANGENT: Today is day one I am using Zachary Ryan Chun as part of the post title. I will refrain from Googling you, another five days afterwards. Wow, that's 10 days total. Ouch, this one's going to need a lot of attention. I can do it.
I think set two is good to go. As I recall more, I will give you my next set as a whole sometime in the future. Knowing and using abbreviations early in life will benefit you in many ways. I think BRAVIA is my proudest thus far.
TANGENT: I keep thinking away from whatever topic I'm on. My favorite logo of all time is from SCE. Southern California Edison. Find it and revel in its simplistic beauty. I have a logo to KO KO Transmissions. It tells a short tale of where we've been and where we're going. My second favorite logo. See, if only I had it digitally, I'd be able to permantize it. Anyways.
OK. I received an offer from Go Daddy. '.com for $7.49.'. Really good deal. I was able to get:
ZacharyRyanChun.com
RachelLaurenChun.com
TopChun.com
ZandREnt.com
Ta-Da! It totaled like $30. Not bad. CashtoConsumers.com was being offered for $1,580. What was all that about. HW! I need to inquire about the hosting costs for Cash2Consumers.com next. Hmm. How much to simply copy-paste this blog to his URL? Search result change? WIP on this one, baby. You know what? I'm not going to save up and remember a bunch of abbreviations. OK above, raised an eyebrow. WIP, raised it again. From this very moment on, you will create and update a DB of all capitalized words which are in fact, abbreviations. Whatever I write in caps, you add to that file...name it ChunFamAbbreviations(date).xls. Look what I found to add:
123, abw, ast, aws, awt, aww, cas, csv, ctx, ctx, cwk, cws, dif, doc, docm, docmhtml, docx, dotm, dotx, dqy, dsv, ess, fm1, imr, iqy, lwp, mer, odc, ods, oqy, potm, potx, ppam, ppax, ppsm, ppsx, ppt, pptm, pptx, psw, pxl, rels, rft, rqy, sam, sdw, sldm, sldx, srd, stc, sxc, sxw, thmx, tsv, uxdc, vdx, vsd, wk1, wks, wp, wpw, wq!, wq1, wsd, wt4, xla, xlam, xlb, xlc, xld, xlk, xll, xlm, xlr, xlsb, xlsm, xlsx, xlt, xltm, xltx, xlv, xlw, zabw
I guess you shouldn't like that, huh? Sorry, but this is HW. Kinda like hard core math. There's serious depth to whatever nd you'll never use it again in life, but you did it. You don't have to memorize the above, but to see it spelled out will make you a better and smarter person for having done it. Copy-pasting the list above to Excel is curiously exciting. Hmm. I'd like to see your style and compare to my steps. HW for me! Anyways. I thought about the adding of an image to a post that bares your name. Yup, I have to do one. BRB.
Did I really not use this picture before? Amazing. Well, here it is. My favorite photo of you guys at Disneyland. Top three, ever. Love, love. Muah. I love you guys. I just realized this post is the second day of ZRCing the title. I'll have to edit in another photo for yesterday's post. BRB.
Whew, back. I think I'm good. Day 2 and 2 good photos. I'll need 3 more. Must go hunt. So with that, I say goodnight, son.
MON, 090302 @ 10:41PM