The 50th Posting!!!!

TH, 090219 @ 11:51PM
Hello Zachary Ryan Chun! This is the 50th posting!!! Yae!!! I've been dwelling all day as to how I was going to celebrate our big day. I should have something special in terms of photos or something, but I couldn't help feeling lonely because I haven't seen or spoken with you and your sister for months now. I'm using Halloween as the last time I saw you BTW. 50 days and two months. Poo. Even though this should be some sort of celebratory day, I can't help feeling hatred and anger towards those damn animals that is keeping us apart. Therefore, in order to properly express my feelings towards you, I decided to tell you a story. The story of the infamous Bae sisters. You ready? Here goes.
In Pusan, there lived a very well known, very popular family called the Bae's. It's probably where you are at now. The head Bae owned an entire mountainside, so he decided to open up a nursing home for neglected elders many years ago. He had eight children. The first six were all females, and your grandma, the queen animal, grandma Esther, was number 6. Six children and six daughters. Back in those days, there was nothing more important than having a son as a child to carry on the family legacy. Being the greedy bastard that he was, he wasn't going to stop until he had a son. Well, the seventh child happened to be a son and they were twins. Don't listen to their lies about your grand uncle being dropped by a nanny. LOL. He was born a retard but they'll never admit that. He's a friggin retard who can't even dress himself. The problem with this family was that every single sibling thought she or he was better than everybody else. That's why of the six sisters, five of them are divorced at least once. I don't even know how many of them are divorced more than once. I don't think they know either. The only sister that isn't divorced lives here in the states. Her husband said sternly, "If you keep in touch with your siblings, I'll divorce you." In order to lead a normal life, she cut off all ties to all seven of her siblings and lives happily in Santa Barbara. The oldest grand animal is a pastor. At least that's what they told me. She had three children from her first marriage. All of a sudden, she has another kid, whom they named Esther BTW, and she starts to ignore her own kids. Last I heard, Esther is here in the states married to a famous pastor's son. They don't know she's a bastard child, of course, because that's how those animals roll. Grandma Esther hates the fact that they named her Esther. LOL. ROFL. Anyways, her children were so ignored by the head animal that they don't even speak to or see her. Poor bitch. The second animal had some kids with one dude and moved to Brazil with another dude. I don't know her well. Just that she's an animal like the rest of them. The third animal use to live here. She's probably dead now, but she wasn't able to have children of her own so she divorced many times. She use to keep a dog that she treated like her own child. That's not as funny as it use to be since they're all animals. Then there's the fourth animal. She use to live here too. Supposedly, she remarried a frail whiteboy named Dave out of sympathy because he has cancer or something like that. I think it was for her passport if you ask me. That bitch never really loved or cared for David. Anyways. Then there is the fifth animal. She's the one that cut off ties to her animal siblings in order to save her marriage. She's the only one who never remarried. Funny, don't you think? Lastly, we have the Queen Animal herself, Esther. This is where things turn juicy and interesting. Watching all of her sister's fail at marriage and love, she's determined to do exactly the opposite. She falls for some loser on a motorcycle and goes against everybody to have a child with him. Your mother. He starts to ignore Esther when she's pregnant with your mom cuz he's an animal like that. When she's finally born, your mother that is, he stops talking to her and keeps on riding. Esther is determined to make something of herself, so she somehow sells off her entire inheritance so that she can open up a cafe in Ap Guh Jung Doh. LOL. What a sad bitch. Supposedly, she was swindled by contractors and lost her mind. The truth is, she started shooting up heroine even though she was a new mother. She leaves her child with her sisters in Pusan and parties it up in Seoul. Your mother thinks Esther was hospitalized, but she was in motel rooms shooting it up and screwing contractors, being the animal that she is. Your mother didn't even know her mother for the first three years of her life because Esther was off in the big city getting high. Well, when she was 3, Esther ran over to the US and married anyone that she could. Your mother's had 6 or so siblings through three or four marriages. I found out about Esther's heroine addiction about ten years ago. I was showering at your mom's condo in Glendale. When I got out, she brought be a box filled with needles and spoons. She was too dumb to know what it was, but it was quite obvious to me what it was, so I told her to just put it away. Well, about 4 years ago, Esther was diagnosed with Hepatitis C and she has one foot in her grave. She's fighting for her life as we speak. Stay away from her because it's contagious. You guys could get it if exposed to her blood. Be very careful and stay away from that damn drug addict. Your mother use to tell me how much she hates all of her aunts. Why? When she was little and pretending to be asleep, they use to all tell Esther to just dump her somewhere so that she could start a real family. Ha! That's kinda hard, with her being the Queen animal and all. Oh yeah, about the twin brothers. The retard is retarded, so he's suffering just by living. He ended up marring a neighborhood whore because she knew he was going to inherit lots of money. The other brother is resentful and filled with hatred because he was second to appear, so he's not getting much. That's the short version of the famous Bae sisters. It gives me pleasure just talking about them because they have made their own lives insufferable and they all live with pain because they are animals. I want the world to know this juicy secret because it is a rarity amongst Koreans. Well, maybe not for Korean animals. Take care son, and have a nice rest of the week. As always, I love you.
FRI, 090220 @ 12:33AM